RE: Blankets

The blanket post for the blanket forum.

Personally I am fond of my blankets. They are warm. Although right now I have a surplus of blanket. I'm thinking about exporting some of my blanket to third world housing.

I'm a frequent user of Mexican blankets. I have one that's green, black and white. It keeps me warm when nothing else can. <3

<3 Blankets. Obviously.

How would it even be possible to be anti-blanket?! Also, I voted for both of them just 'cuz.

Well if you lived somewhere where it was super hot ALL THE TIME. Maybe?

Even when it's super hot I can't fall asleep without a blanket. Is that because I've been conditioned by blanket-Nazis!? ZOMG. Blanket Nazis.

I usually can't fall asleep without a blanket or sheet of some sort, either.

You've been conditioned too. That's how it begins.

Also it's uncomfortable and I feel exposed to spiders that want to crawl into my orifices as I sleep.

Who told you about these spiders, HMM? I did a little research, and it turns out that there are no such things as spiders and that they're all just pro-blanket propaganda. It's true.

No one did. I thought it all on my own.

You're... You...

Dawn is the king-(queen?)-pin of the Pro-Blanket-Nazi Agenda.

Next, she'll be annexing the Polyester, waging war on Fleece, and killing the Quilt in gas chambers.

She must be stopped!

Spoiler:

Augh, fouled by you pesky kids.

And you would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!

... and their little philosopher, too!

Pro-blankets. I've been conditioned too.
Soft blankets are the best.

New plot to take over the world: Steal all blankets and hold them ransom. Give them back only once in possession of all the world's resources.